Filmfeline

by Chinny Bini

 The Girl With a Dragon Tatoo (original title - Man Who Hated Women), is absolutely worth watching! The Dans put up the cash for this fabulous literary piece and done it  justice. If you haven’t read the books by Stieg Larsson, see the films, at the very least. Part two, titled The Girl Who Played With Fire came out this August; and it should be available on video.

Noomi Rapace is one kick ass performer. An interview with her is available bellow; you won’t believe it’s the same girl.  This amazing trilogy is both hard and soft, light and dark. Lisbet embodies all elements of life. There is a softness to her as well as toughness. You can’t help but emerse yourself 100%  curious of her dark side, yet able to sense how much she wants to touch the light of life.

Lisbet Salander is a computer hacker, posing as an office assistant. Recently released from a mental hospital into the care of a guardian, her sponsor is an absolute low life evil son of a biotch, to say the least. However, as gross as this character may be, kudos to Peter Andersson, for playing Bjurman so very convincingly. I totally hated his guts.

Lisbet has a dark past. The same goes for Martin Vanger, a former Nazi youth, who is one colorful character.  The stable protagonist is journalist Mikael Blomkvist. Blomkvist lost his job when he followed a hunch and published a story, only to find out it was a set up. Since he can’t back up his story, he will have to do time. In the role of Bloomkvist is Michael Nyqvist. Mikael and Lisbet are brought together when Lisbet follows her instincts to help prove Mikael innocent, but uncovers a lead in the case of the mysterious missing girl with horrifyingly dark family secrets, both Mikael and Lisbet’s lives are in jeopardy. Without giving much away, the film has a touch of Seven, La Femme Nikita and Silence of the Lambs. Martin Vanger is fabulously portrayed by Peter Haber. The film is exceptionally cast, and personally, I don’t feel there is a need for a remake, but the plot is so captivating that perhaps that may be what prompted David Fincher to direct an American version with Daniel Craig and Rooney Mara. Who should play Martin? I say none other, but James Gandolfini. You can love him and you can hate him, but the man delivers.

There is now a television series called Millenium, based on the book series, starring Noomi Rapace. I absolutely love this film. Four paws my friends. I will not spoil it for you; I simply urge you not to miss it or it’s sequel.

by Chinny Bini

Ooooh, the Runaways! Are you a Kristen Stewart fan? How about Dakota Fanning? Both girls absolutely shine in this film.

I can’t recall if Dakota ever played alongside Meryl Streep, but she’s definitely her type of  actress. You know she will deliver. You know she will add something wonderful to her character and you know, she will come out classy. Cherie Currie was no little angel. Written and directed by Floria Sigismondi, the Runaways script is based on a book by Cherie Currie. This is for teens, but let’s be honest, the truth was probably more raw. At least a tad, no? You’ve got girls making out with girls, all high as a kite, on the road with roadies and sleazy musicians … come on. This is the fairy version of the Runaways, but okay, the film was good. I liked it a lot.

The story begins with Cherie’s bloody thighs on the way to a gas station bathroom with her sister, because Cherie just got her period. What keeps Cherie Curie grounded no matter her experiences with Joan, is Marie.  The twins care for one another, help each other, they are each other’s family.  Tatum O’Neal plays their theatrical mother and Brett Cullen weighs in as the alcoholic, ailing Mr. Curie.  The bond between the sisters is strong. Marie Curie is  very well  executed by Riely Keough, the beautiful granddaughter of  the great Elvis Presley. Keoughis a gorgeous creature, yet her beauty was not accentuated in any way here. She is stunning and her performance was strong. One could understand her character’s plight; feeling for her, even when she’s not on screen. For the most part, she is wearing grubby clothes and no make up, with exception to the opening scene.  (Funny seeing Empire Record’s Brendan Sexton III in this;)

Joan Jett is played by the cool, effervescent, talented Kristen Stewart. She’s seeking rock stardom. She wants an all girl band. Jett  crosses paths with legendary record producer, filmmaker Kim Fowley outside a nightclub. She is not afraid to say what she wants, which is a plus to Jett’s character and when the band is set, only one thing seems to be missing among the tomboys - the cherry pie. Fowley is played by Michael Shannon. He’s one of those characters you just love to hate. The guy played them like a record, but he made them stars. 

Kristen Stewart was perfectly cast. What is most appealing about her is her cool, go with the flow attitude she applies to every role she plays. No doubt, it is most likely her character in real life, but it definitely works on screen. She is beautiful, but not in a Barbie way, more like Barbie’s tomboy bff.  Her cool demeanor worked in the Panic Room, it works for Bella in Twilight, it worked here. Some action stars need those big blockbuster one liners to be cool. Stewart just is. I see her having a very similar career to Jodie Foster. Come on, admit it, Stewart could easily play Clarice Sterling if she were a few years older, right?

There is not much to analyze about this film. If you don’t know who Joan Jett is you’ve been living under a rock. The film is about making a band, young chicks with attitude and some interesting chops for music. Shannon is a riot, and both Stewart and Fanning deliver an impressive performance. See it, it’s a fun movie!

by Chinny Bini

I’m not going to wait until Breaking Dawn to review the Twilight Saga. I waited long enough! 

Any Twi fans out there? Ha! I am, of course, joking! $30mil opening night for Eclipse pretty much says you folks are die hard fans. Count me in. I am one of you!

Directed by the talented Catherine Hardwicke, inventive Chris Weitz and the latest, Eclipse, by David Slade, brilliant  in action and dark mood on screen. Melissa Rosenberg’s three scripts, based on Stephenie Meyer’s work, steal our hearts with a timeless love story of Edward and his Bella. Yes, Stephanie Meyer can write and she not only conjured up a truly beautiful story, she also found an untapped market, but I don’t think the books are a literary masterpiece (from a technical point of view). The work is popular. It made a lot of money, because the ‘right’ kind of demographic took to it, therefore, anything Twilight is admired.  It’s not great literary work, but it’s a fabulous story. Even I, an absolute Shakespeare freak, am a fan. Fantasy has never been hotter. It’s ‘in‘ to be undead. Sugary, glistening in the sun, ice cold skin is hip. Werewolves are cool. Undying love that transcends all rules the world. Then again, it always has.

Twilight is for all ages. Twilight is R & J of the new millennium. New star crossed lovers have arrived. As beautiful as Romeo and Juliet may be, Twilight is easier to understand. Many can learn to recite Shakespeare’s work, but few truly understand the meaning of the beautiful prose that lies beyond the words. Perhaps words aren’t everything. Twilight is emotion, passion, love that transcends, a bond that is unbreakable. Words are not necessary. These films are very well cast, the cgi is amazing, I applaud the art department and the action, especially in Eclipse, is very nice. Even tough there may be a love triangle, the love story carries Twilight Saga to victory. Twilight is beautiful. My reviews are straightforward and honest; I must say I honestly love this story.

Bella Swan is uncoordinated and clumsy. She is not the most beautiful girl in school and she’s not even the smartest, but Kristen Stewart is idolized by young girls all over the world. It is her love for her character that shines through on screen. Stewart is an great performer, even with that - come on and beat it out of me – way of speaking. Working with fabulous actors like Meg Ryan and Jodie Foster in her childhood years, Stewart learned from the best in the biz.

Bella is in love with two magical creatures, a vampire and a werewolf. Robert Pattinson is what Dracula should look like; captivating and alluring. The first ten seconds of his screentime prove it. The great thing about him is that this kid can truly act. First, he proved himself as Salvatore Dali, then in How to Be, playing an awkward teenager begging for attention. Most of all, in his latest film, Remember Me, Pattinson truly captures the inner struggle of his character exposing his emotions for everyone to see. Bella loves Edward, the bloodsucking seventeen year old vampire who’s been seventeen ‘for a while’. Their love is unconditional. Not even Jacob, her dear friend, can brake that bond. Team Edward or team Jacob? I myself have a very hard time thinking of Taylor Lautner as a sex object, since I’ve seen him at martial arts tournaments, when he was just a little boy kicking butt for team Paul Mitchell. I study traditional, non competitive martial arts, but I attend some tournaments to cheer on my faves. The wolf pack’s little BooBoo Stewart is another martial artist. Their skills must have come to good use on Twilight Eclipse. I wish screen time allowed for more than the forty scenes of a 120page film script. I would have loved to have seen more of Rosalie’s story, Alice, Esme…Edward’s life before he was turned.

The Volturi are truly captivating and Dakota Fanning plays Jane well. I strongly urge you to see the Runaways, where both Dakota and Kristen deliver top caliber performances. In New Moon, Edward leaves his love, to give her a chance at a normal life. They both realize that it’s an impossible task. Jacob never stops fighting for Bella, but in Eclipse, it is clear to him that Bella can’t be more than a friend, a friend who cares for him very deeply, but not deeply enough to leave Edward.

The Jacob and Bella scenes were very emotional. Everyone on team Edward must admit, it’s difficult not to care for Jake (for me, especially when he is in wolf form). The Twilight Saga art department is brilliant! Amazing cgi people! The wolves are sensational. Wolves are beautiful magical creatures that should be respected, protected and loved. I despise Palin for what she’s doing to wolves!! Twilight Eclipse wolves are cgi, but they are graceful and stunning. I was completely captivated by them. (The wolves pictured here are real. Wolves are suffering. Please do a little research online to find out how you can help them.)  

Well, Edward and Bella are engaged. We await Breaking Dawn.

by Chinny Bini

I am astonished at this, but the truth remains, I am incapable of finding a single new release that interests me, that is why I made the choice to review an all time favorite, The 13th Floor

Mr. Daniel F. Galouye, you are an exquisite story teller!  The guilty parties, Josef Rusniak and Ravel Centeno-Rodriguez, are the righteous dudes responsible for this kicking screenplay.  The Thirteenth Floor is not an indie, but it kind of feels like one. To better explain, imagine a game that allows you to enter another realm; a world where your brain manipulates someone else’s mind and body. When you’re done, the person has no recollection of your possession, nor is he able to recall the things he did while you were ‘inside him.’ Fun, isn’t it? Now imagine you discover that even – you – are just a toy.

Armin Mueller-Stahl is an actor I have tremendous respect for. Aside from the fact that he reminds me of my dad, Muhler-Stahl is an exquisite performer, one who wholeheartedly captures the essence of all characters we are blessed to see him play. I must have seen Stahl in a thousand films, still, he never fails to deliver a performance I remember, characters I care for and stories of men I’d love to get to know more than the few minutes of screen time offered. 

1930’s or 2030’s, Greg Bierko is a classic actor, a timeless prince charming.  Bierko’s sincerity and gentleman like kindness exemplified on screen are qualities that allow him to play soulful characters to absolute perfection.

As an innocent, sympathetic villain, Vincent  D’ Onofrio is awesome playing Whitney. I fell for this guy many moons ago, when he played Bill in Mystic Pizza (another one of my all time favorite flicks) and what superb cast would be complete without a darling little doll face? This is where Shiri Appleby steps in as Bridget Manilla, a 1930’s flapper gal. I am a longtime fan of Appleby, since TV’s Roswell and I also had a pleasure of interviewing Shiri some years ago. What a lovely girl and a talented actor! Be sure to catch her new TV series Life, Unexpected on CW.

Gretchen Mol’s knows her craft. Cast in the role of  Jane Fuller, the mysterious daughter of Hannon Fuller, who has been murdered, possibly by Hall, Fuller’s best friend, Mol is a delight.  The key to solving the mystery of The Thirteenth Floor is a fantastic game world designed by Fuller and his partner Hall. Jane Fuller came to play. It’s like a love affair with Pac-man. You long to get to know him better, before your aunt Edna’s evil cousins come to visit and destory your game station. Jane Fuller has been in love with Douglass Hall for many years…she is here to get to know him, touch him and to feel him as if he were real. Mol’s presence on screen is reminiscent of Greta Garbo, convincingly capable of romancing  moments where the intent may have been nothing of the sort. Mol improves a screenplay simply by being cast. When Jane Fuller first lays eyes on Hall, it is impossible to miss the depth of her love for him, even though the dialogue suggests nothing of the sort. Hollywood, Mol doesn’t work enough.

 The Thirteenth Floor is a classic sci fi picture with superb music selection that  underlines a mood which is, in a word – elegant. I have a soft spot for classic cars and period costumes, so the visuals made me very giddy, but the best thing about the Thirteenth Floor is the story. It is a story of transdimensional love. Love that has no boundaries. If you love science fiction, if you love creative writing, if you’re a hopless romantic and you truly love film as much as little Toto did in Cinema Paradiso, where he licks a film strip and says: “Um, tastes good!” then honestly, you will love The Thirteenth Floor. It is a soulful, timeless love story. Four paws indeed, muchachos!

* If you’re a book worm, you may want to pick up a copy of Simulcaron 3

by Chinny Bini

Alice in Wonderland in 3D? Imagine being RIGHT THERE, wow! If anyone can make you cringe with a fairy tale it’s Tim Burton. Based on a Lewis Carroll novel, this fantasmigoric Disney masterpiece written by Linda Woolverton brings us an old story with a Burtenesque touch. Follow the white  rabbit and rock your world! Starring Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter, Helena Bonham Carter as the Red Queen, Anne Hathaway in the role of the White Queen and a new gal, Mia Wasikowska in the role of Alice. I myself am a fan of the Rabbit, played by Michael Sheen and of course, the Cheshire Cat played by Stephen Fry.  I love that Crispin Glover is in this, it’s been too long since I’ve seen him in a seriously fabulous role, here as the Knave of Hearts. The cast has other awesome actors like  Alan Rickman, Matt Lucasand more. Don’t hate me for writing such a long review, but Tim Burton knows how to hit the nail on the head. Thaaas all I’m sayin’. I love his work! Something about this film just makes me want to have cake and tea on my antique porcelains. I loved it!
Tim Burton is a wizard! I loved the cherry blossom ode to Kurosawa’s Dreams (I think). Kudos to the casting department and the costume department and the fantabulous art department! Watching Alice in Wonderland was like opening a story book and falling in.

I’m sure there are a lot of metaphors and one need to truly study Carroll to fully understand the hidden messages, if there are any. Perhaps, the literary world is already in unison over some, but one can always wonder and discover new ways of understanding this story, n’est ce pas? I’d like to think the rabbit hole is the Einstein-Rosen bridge to another dimension, for the simple fact that the vortex changes several times as she falls deeper and deeper into the rabbit hole and the background changes. Alice slid into a world where her mind answers all the questions. Clearly, no one in her life seems to ‘get’ what she is talking about. No one knows what she needs or wants to hear what she thinks. Alice is working out the problems in her head. All aspects of her personality come to PLAY inside this ‘dream’.

In the words of David Auburn, in the stage play Proof, crazy people don’t often wonder if they’re crazy. Alice not out of her wits, since she wonders first, with her father as a little girl, then again, with her mother as a teen – Are my dreams normal? Am I a bit mad? (I don’t know how smart it is to drink a potion just because it says ‘drink me’ or to eat of a cake just because it says ‘eat me’, but then again, Alice is convinced she’s dreaming. I was surprised how much I liked Mia in the role of Alice, but not at all surprised to see such fantastic imagery. This fairy tale is a vision! 

When it comes to grim no one can deliver a tale better than Burton!                                                                                                                              - filmfeline
I loved the costumes, the colors, the casting, everything, except the proposal to what clearly looks like a fifteen year old girl. However, bless her Buddhist should for not killing any animals! “DRINK ME’ and she shrinks, ‘EAT ME’ and she becomes larger, Alice hates corsets and the dress is not Alice, hence, she is finally free of all she hates. Her hair is loose and flowing, no longer pinned up like a babydoll. Speaking of baby dolls, Mia is stunning! I hope to see her in more films, although if you’re already a Mia fan, see Defiance! I love the mouse, the dog, the rabbit, the cat, the flowers.  The mad hatter is so cool, but when is Johnny Depp not in top form?

The contrast of the two extremist queens, one head chopping diva, the other looks like little birdies dress her in the morning, is great! Alice lies somewhere between the two. What is the significance of the jabbawockee? Alice’s worst fears realized? Is this tale about overcoming fear? When she faces the a jabbawockee, Alice thinks of the 6 impossible things. This happens after she is convinced she is no longer dreaming. She’s also counting. Is she counting dimensions, time or levels of her own psyche as she slowly comes to? I have no answers. All I can say is that I like this Alice. Burton’s Alice is a feminist, an adventurer and like me, she loves all living creatures! Absalom turns into a beautiful blue butterfly, however, the irony in this is that blue butterflies are now extinct. The only place you can see one now is in your dreams.  

by Adam Ardans, Tiffany Lo, Travis Munn, Eric Night Pipe, Darrin O’Hara, Joselito Sering (USA)

by Chinny Bini 

Oh boy! I have been waiting for this one for quite a while! I was pleasantly  surprised. The cgi is absolutely fabulous and it seems that writer/director Roland Emmerich recycled some footage left over from making Day After Tomorrow. It’s always frugal to be green, I say anyway. John Cusack has been hitting all the right notes lately. I adored Martian Child, Must Love Dogs and now this. Great! If you’ve been moping around the house for a while, looking for some action, thinking about the future, well…this picture is for you! Oh and the future looks bleak (unless you have a billion dollars for a ticket to Timbaktoo). Quite frankly, I believe that all films based on RL spring from some type of ‘priviledged’ knowledge and I wouldn’t be surprised if such ‘arks’ exist. Anywhat  -John Cusack plays Jackson Curtis, an unappreciated writer/limo driver divorced father to two wonderful little kids Lily and Noah (played by Morgan Lily and Liam James)  When the earth begins to shake, mama Curtis (Amanda Peet) demands her children come home, however, moments after the children come home to their mother and step father Gordon (Thomas McCarthy), all hell breaks loose. To review this film and tell you the plot is insensitive. This is too good for me to blah, blah, blah the synopses away. It’s the end of the world and everyone fights to survive. SEE IT! Visually, it is the BEST film I’ve seen all year!

Aussi, the Ruski, Yuri Karpov (Zlatko Buric) is a total hottie in this movie and it’s too sad that he …well, you’ll see and I feel very badly for Gordon, the man deserves a break, but that was just too much, really. Woody Harrelson is absolutely hilarious. He plays the conspiracy nut Charlie Frost to perfection! I must, once again, give praise to the art department. The cgi nerds behind this film and the director did a fabulous job. Somebody better be nominated for something! 2010 is a film I’ll own.

by Gabriel Klavun (USA)

by Chinny Bini

Have you considered your answers to Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel?

Oh Em Gee, here’s a film for me! I really am a nerd at heart! I had a feeling, all the indications were there, but I wasn’t certain. Now I’m sure. Let me just say, that if you are a geek, a nerd, an ‘imagineer’ this film is a must see! First of all, the nerds laugh at themselves, second, the film is so clever and well thought out it makes sense, third, for a low budget flick this film totally kicks butt! Yes, Pete there are some girls, who love SF guys and I’m one of them (naturally, the SF guy will look like Robert Pattinson or Brad Pitt, but yes, I’m one of those girls)  Mr. Jamie Mathieson  you made me so happy by writing this little thang. The very first few minutes sucked me in, enough to want to go out and purchase the film. I loved it. A warning to all non Sci Fi lovers, if you’re not a nerd, you will be bored. BUT if you’re intelligent, this Gareth Carrivick  film just might be the one to get you interested in the subject. Read up on Einstein’s work, Michio Kaku   and watch some more time traveling films, like an oldie from the 80’s called Millenium. The nerdy dino/vamp/space time continuum chatting nerds are very true to life ( if you know a geek, you’ll agree) There’s just the right touch of nerd humor. Aside from that ‘little’ bug, there are no giants or aliens or insanely elaborate computer gimmicks that will blow you away, but you will not feel ripped off by this picture. The film rocks. It is well written, well directed, and  Chris O’Dowd (Ray), Marc Wootton (Toby) and Dean Lennox Kelly (Pete) will keep you entertained. Anna Faris,  (this generation’s Goldie Hawn), makes a great bimbo. I’m actually starting to really like Faris, which is shocking to me, being an admirer of actors like Jessica Lange and Juliette Binoche. It’s the clever little touches I love…like the gummy bears in the nerd boss’s office, the lovable nerd talk about women the nerds only dream about, the bathroom ’science experiement’ that floored me etc. This little picture is just so ‘shagging funny till the middle of next week‘, yer know? It’s the perfect nerd movie if you’re a nerd. Ray reminds Cassie that her being interested in meeting him may have just caused the end of civilization as they know it. A quick bathroom run that takes place a few minutes later than it should (had Ray never met Cassie) creates a time leak. In fact, it is Ray’s friend, who does a pee pee, but if Cassie had half a brain, it would occur to her as she and Ray talked about the consequences of their action. I’m surprised, understanding the risks, Ray didn’t get up and take care of things right then and there! Nope, he’s a man. Even though he was smart and the end of the world was at stake, he was thinking with his ‘little buddy’, Ray remained at the table, drinking his Guiness, chatting  it up with the pretty lady. C’est la vie! I bet when the world finally ends, it’ll happen over some horny guy who finally has a chance to get ‘shagged‘. Gosh, see, I derailed. Now I’ve just created a time leak!

If you know a thing or two about ‘time leaks’, you’ll find this brilliant writer wrote the whole damn film as one giant time leak . Okay, but can you really say that since you spilled your drink, the whole thing never happened, Ray? Nor can you ever escape the endless circle of living your ‘unfortunate’ life of events had, events that are and events that are yet to come, over and over… You can quote me on this There is never only one time line. There are many time lines – lined up next to one another, spread out at space time continuum like jam or butter (sort of like when you take a photo of someone running fast) these time lines are gazillion parallel universes, each with a past, present and a future you are living. You are living them ALL at the SAME time. The fun begins, the instant you change one thing in your own universe – line 1, I guess. Boy! You will have just created a parallel universe where you are a bit different. This branches off your time line, creating a different future, for the same past and present. The cool thing is that as they branch off and create this new parallel universe, they crate another past, present and consequently – a future all sprouting from the point of change. Since you are RELIVING your past and present, while future happens all at the same time, you no longer can make a circle returning to the SAME past. By creating a coil effect of some kind, the key to the door that leads to the ER bridge may be attained. Sounds nuts? DUH. There are rules as Ray pointed out in the film. “You don’t kill anything, don’t fuck anything.”

by Chinny Bini

Game inventor Ken Castle (Dexter’s Michael C. Hall) is a multi-billionaire prick, playing with people’s lives. In a futuristic world, where one can either be played or play another, life is but a game, called ‘Society’

If like me, you love Sci-Fi and you love computer games, you will love this film. Besides, Hall and Butler are both exceptional actors. Society’s best slayer, Kable, is John Tollman (Gerard Buttler), a strong man, pulled off death row, where he was doing time for killing a man and given a possible ‘out’ in Society. The game is making Castle rich beyond belief, refusing to let his best ‘slayer‘ out, even though the rule is that if a slayer stays alive for thirty sessions he’s free to go and he is no longer responsible for the crime he committed. Kable is challenged in every way possible. Kyra Segdwyck must be trying to secure herself a film reputation as a bonafide bitch. In the Gamer, she takes on the same annoying type of  character she played in The Game Plan, now in the role of a ‘media whore’ Gina Parker Smith, who eventually makes way to join the right team.  Gamer is killer fab if you’re a thirteen year old boy. Writer/director team Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor  knew this very well when they wrote the film. They know studios love keeping the largest movie goer audience satisfied. The film reminds me of one of my all time faves – the Thirteenth Floor, that film had a bit more passion in both love and friendship. Here, passion rests on the shoulders of Angie, Kable’s wife, played by stunning model/actress Amber Valletta. I’ve loved Amber on the runway for years. It is very nice to see that she can handle a film role with humanity to her character. Angie fights to win back custody of her daughter, who has supposedly been adopted by a wealthy couple. I forgot Valletta was a model, especially, when I felt her anguish over the loss of her daughter. Amber Valletta has a very honest and natural presence on screen. Her next picture is with ma buddy Jackie Chan! I can’t wait to see The Spy Next Door. Co starring in the Gamer is John Leguizamo  as Kable’s prison buddy Brick. A seventeen year old boy, Simon, is in control of Kable, kicking butt at the game. When a virus hits and gamers loose control, opportunities arise for Kable. He discovers a way he could beat the game, asking Simon to set him loose. Kable fights to keep Angie safe, then together, they try to find a way to lead them to their daughter. Meanwhile, Simon is in trouble, suspected of aiding an escape of a convicted murderer. In Hackman’s (Terry Crews) custody, Simon is asked to aid the government against Kable. The virus was planted byHumanz Dude (21’s braniac Aron Yoo) and his gang Humanz Brother (Chris ‘Ludacris’ Bridges) and Trace (White Oleander’s Alison Lohman). The virus that helps work human DNA in a way which disconnects the slayers from their controllers. Angie awakens, no longer controlled by her horny fatso player, who is instantly visited by tech support the moment he loses control over her. ( HAHAHAHA! If tech support was only as efficient in RL! No offense serverpoint, I’m quite happy with yehr sehvicaz here )  At one point, the game turns into a Broadway play (really, I’m not kidding) and the film gets a bit cheezy, but it’s the Phantom, why not Broadway? In fact, I never realized how talented Hall really is. I refuse to watch TV’s Dexter, because it’s about a serial killer ( they’ll put anything on TV these days) but this graduate of NYU’s Master of Fine Arts program in acting, has got some serious chops, yo! So, does the good guy win the game? Do Kable and Angie get their daughter back? Dude, you’ll just have to watch and see!

by Chinny Bini

I know what you’re thinking…how can an educated feline like myself, a movie connoisseur, find herself watching a film like this? Well, let me say it in a southern accent: “Guilty!” I like all four. Yes, I am aware this film is nothing like the Unbearable Lightness of Being or the Godfather, but sometimes you just want to see a teen slasher. I’m not the sicko, the person who writes this shyte must be demented, point your finger at Eric Bress  (screenplay – I’m looking forward to the Alchemist, Secrets of Nicholas Flamel) and Jeffrey Reddick (characters). Seriously, who in their right mind sits around thinking up ways for teenagers to die? Although many of the deaths are quite predictable in these films, I was suprised by quite a few. The characters are well written and well cast (not that I need another lookalike miss Haley Webb; MJ will suffice just fine.) “What if we didn’t change anything, what if us, sitting here is exactly what was supposed to happen.”I am paraphrasing Bobby Campo ’s character Nick, because I didn’t exactly memorize the line, but the truth is, as the Czechs like to say: “Co je psano, to je dano!” – ‘All follows as it is written.’  In other words, you can’t escape destiny.

The first Final Destination  film with Ali Larter  is my fave, but the rest worked for what their intent – a teen horror. Director David R. Ellis takes this team of kids to the race track, where Nick has a vision of horrible things to come, yet he acts in time, saving a group of people from sudden death. The sickled friend in turns seeks out the lucky few, one by one’ as none can escape his list. Let me just add that this picture is not some incredible epic film which needs to plug in certain words for cinematic effect and there are other ways to paint a character racist, than have him talk the way Justin Welborn was forced to talk. However brief, it was unnecessary. If you’re looking for a teen slasher/horror it’s a good choice for a teen audience. I actually found it funny, especially the guy who tried to off himself before his number was up. The older folks may get bored with this one. If you’ve seen the first you’ve seen them all. Cast includes: The Hills’s cutie Kristin Cavallari’s ex-beau Nick Zano, tongue twister name hottie Shantel VanSanten (her parents obviously have a good sense of humor), Mykielti Williamson, Krista Allen, and Andrew Fiscella.

by Olivier Hagege (France)

by Chinny Bini

Russian Flick Tip: Stilyagi (Hipsters)

Do you like film festivals? The one you shouldn’t miss is the annual Karlovy Vary (Charlesbad)  film festival in Czech Republic. I’m not saying this just because I’m Czechoslovak born, I’m saying it for the quality of films that spring from this venue, like Kolja.      Now this one is a little whacko, but really interesting. Writer/director Valery Todorovsky screened his fabulous film Stilyagi starring the stunning Oksana Akinshina from our Filmfeline Hot menu. I’ve already mentioned how talented Oksana Akinshina  is. She ‘rocks’ in this Russian romantic musical too, in the role of Polza. Everything is about Polza. Mells, played by Anton Shagin  will do anything for this Americanized Jazz loving gal, even abandon his believes. Why not? The film has a Metropolis and Swing Kids taste, throw in a crazy Bjork movie.

by Chinny Bini

I would say the Entity (1981), the Shining (1980), the Cell (2000) and Hellraiser II  are the scariest films I have ever seen; Entity in the top spot (to think that was a true story!!!) Let’s face it, they knew how to make horror movies in the 80’s, but it seems we are catching up. Directed by Peter Cromwell, The Hounting in Connecticut is one scary film! Do you fancy yourself a scary movie buff? Well, excuse my lingo, but when I, miss though martial artist kick *** kitty cat watch a movie palms on my face in between my fingers, then yes, it is a scary film.

Based on a true story of Allen and Carmen Snedeker, who in 1986 rented a house in Southington, with their four children. The Connecticut home was a former funeral parlor, where many seances were held. All family members experienced visions of ghosts. Demonologists deemed the home possessed, yet it was the first account of any disturbances in the house, therefore, the landlord dismissed the claim. None the less, The Hounting in Connecticut is said to be based on a true story.

The  Adam Simon  and Tim Metcalfe film stars Virginia Madsen  as Sara Campbell, mother to Matt, played by Kyle Gallner, a terminally ill young man. With her other two children, Mary and Billy (Ty Wood and Sophi Knight) as well as their young cousin Wendy (Amanda Crew ), Sara rents an affordable home in Connecticut in order to be near the hospital, where Matt participates in cancer study treatments. Her husband, Peter (Martin Donovan) is surprised Sara would settle on a first find, but there is little he can do by the time he finds out. Sole provider for his family, Peter is under tremendous pressure. He worries about his son’t health and falls victim to old habits.

By this time, Matt has had many visions of the home’s other worldly occupants, yet he is unsure if the visions are caused by the medication he is taking or something else he may have truly seen … Soon, the entire family begins to experience strange phenomena. They have no choice, but to believe.  Matt’s friend, reverend Popescu (Elias Koteas - if you’re an 90’s kid you’ll remember Duncan from Some Kind of Wonderful), who is also a cancer patient, attempts to ’clean’ house. As if cancer was not enough to deal with, Matt learns only he can find a way to help. The film is great, if you’re looking for horror. I can’t say you’ll enjoy it. After all, what is there to enjoy about scary things, right? However, if scary is your ‘thang’, this is a good one. Visit the official site of the film here.

 

by Mon Altair Macatangay, Eros Falcon Enriquez and Ronalyn Rato (Philippines)

by Honza Svarc (Czech Republic)

by Chinny Bini

Written by Stuart Beattie and David Elliot, the Stephen Sommers directed G.I. Joe: the Rise of Cobra begins like the count of Monte Cristo…in another time. Seconds later, we’re watching nuclear warheads demolish half the world. I find it funny that a little plastic suitcase hiding a cone shaped vacuum cleaner can still make for a serious scene these days, but okay, we have a vacuum cleaner nuclear warhead, Heroes” Claude Christopher Eccleston (love his film 28 Days Later… (2002) ) cast as a crooked nosed bad guy,fully equipped with a hot secretary Sienna Miller and bad boy Storm Shadow (Byung-hun Lee ) in tow, may all be a bit cliche, but this film is not intended for a Shakespearean audience. The two little martial artists in the film are Brandon Soo Hoo as young Storm and Leo Howard - excellent job kids! (If you’re reading this, come join us on kickgen!) As always, Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity, G.I. Joe, the mutha of all units takes evil Cobra by the tail and gets the yaab done. The film is fab, go see it!

Recently engaged to long time girlfriend Jenna Dewan, hottie Channing Matthew Tatum is now off  the market, kitty cats! Sienna Miller stars as Anna/ Baroness, his love interest in G.I. Joe and I wonder, did Tatum propose to Jenna before he proposed to Sienna in the film? (Awkward!)  Part of me still feels like Tatum mumbles lines, but he’s so adorable I just don’t give a fig! Clearly, the man is a dedicated actor. One can tell this practicing martial artist, gives the job his all. A little birdie told me, before I ate him, that Tatum did almost all his own stunts playing Duke! Marlon Wayans as Ripcord, toned down the usual level of his hummor, but it fits the film well. The cast also includes Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje as Heavy Duty, Grégory Fitoussi as Baron De Cobray, Joseph Gordon-Levitt as the Doctor/ Rex, Kevin J. O’Connor as Dr. Mindbender, Gerald Okamura as Hard Master, Ray Park as Snake Eyes, Saïd Taghmaoui as Breaker and Jonathan Pryce in the role of U.S. President. Now in RL you would rarely find a girl like my fellow country gal Karolina Kurkova or Rachel Nichols working for the military, but this is a movie, not RL, so we will go with that. The sweet cheeks actors and the stunning chickidees have veteran actor Mr. Quaid (The Day After Tomorrow (2004), Frequency (2000)) to fall back on, in case they can’t carry the picture, but everyone seems to do just fine. In my experience, Dennis Quaid’s name on the role call is a good sign the film is well worth seeing (had I not seen the previews). Quaid chooses his projects well. Ah hell, even if the picture sucked, it brought me back to when I was a kitten. I used to play with my G.I.Joe! However, it doesn’t suck, the plot is good, the film is fabulously made with excellent CGI and the acting is good enough to keep the average 13 year old movie goer on the edge of their seats.(studio execs love them!) Visually, this film is a hell of a treat, but word of advice: If you’re older, bring some ear plugs, it gets very loud!

by Chinny Bini

I love Lindsay Dee Lohan. I really do. She did such a great job in The Parent Trap (1998),  Freaky Friday (2003) and Mean Girls (2004) that I still enjoy watching her films over and over. I also really liked Just My Luck (2006) co-starring Captain Kirk, but  Labor Pains(2009) did not work for me too well. Because of Linds I saw it, but I was a little sad.   

If I hated this film I wouldn’t have reviewed it, so it’s not a complete disaster, it just didn’t leave me happy. Did I speak too soon when I said best romantic comedies are written by women? These Labor Pains were born in the hands of  Stacey Kramer (writer) & Lara Shapiro (writer, director), starring Lindsay Lohan as Thea, a young woman about to be booted out of her good for nothing job. She pretends to be pregnant in order to stay employed. Thea can barely make rent, supporting herself and her teen sister on an assistant’s salary, but when her boss, played by  Chris Parnell, steps out of the picture, leaving the company in the hands of his younger brother, Nick (Luke Kirby), Thea gets an offer to step into the editorial chair, a well paid position that comes with her own assistant, Greg, played by AI’s Kevin Covais, who actually did a very good job acting as a nerdy annoying little buttkisser. 21 (2008)’s Aaron Yoo plays her boyfriend Miles, ditched by Thea as she matures and turns her interest toward Nick. The opening scene is like a shot out of a classic Molly Ringwald era John Hughes film with a song Chosen by a band called Asker, that reminds me of the Pet Shop Boys. I was ancy, thinking awww, this is going to be like one of those 80’s flicks, but no. Although I am not sad or disappointed that I saw it, I didn’t love it. This romantic comedy is not as funny as it could have been. Lindsey has this immense sadness that comes through her eyes on screen at all times. Unlike that beautiful charming spark she had as a youngin’, there is something missing now. It is also extremely sad when the supporting cast practically leads the film or the leading cast is upstaged by a dog. The line: ” I’m officially a pathetic looser” covers the first ten minutes of the film, but I think there comes a time when we should come to love the protagonist. I’m dissapointed with the baseball scene as well, it was really unecessary. I will never understand why some people find humor in hurting animals. It was NOT funny. Instead, you should have placed more effort into the dialogue. The birthing class scene is ridiculous. Again, not funny, just ackward. You can place Nick and Thea in that class, after they are a bit more comfortable around each other. When the fact that they like each other is a bit more clearly established, it would be funny to see them in an ackward situation. This way, it was just wrong. I am bummbed, because with someone like Drew Barrymore and say Owen Wilson this could have been a really funny film, considering some of the scenes were shown in different order.

The relationship between Thea and her sister Emma (Bridgit Mendler) could also have been a bit more established.  Thea should have had a little more fun with the pretend pregnancy as well. There are moments where she is really ‘acting’ pg, picking out baby clothes and eating better, but it’s not overacted and it could have been fun slapstick. She seems more unstable rather than cutely crazy. The cast also includes Tracee Ellis Ross and Janeane Garofalo. None the less, I don’t hate the film, it’s just bugs me. The film could have been much better if a few changes had been made, before the script was finalized.

by Chinny Bini

Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely LOVE Ali Larter, she’s a HERO after all. However, director Steve Shill
brings us a somewhat forgettable film. These days there is so much ‘crap’ on the news that we truly need to be shaken up by a picture in order to call it a thriller. First, Obsessed is not something new. A woman obsessed with a married man can’t accept he may not feel the same way as she does and the wife refuses to take it lying down. Okay, now what? Where’s the mystery? Ali Later has to carry the film, but the story’s been played out over and over. The process, I suppose, is what we ’should’ enjoy, and I tried, in all honesty, I tried. I can’t say that Larter wasn’t giving it her best. She’s great at anything she puts her hands on. She plays the psycho temp to perfection, but I just don’t see the NEED for this film, although it was done quite well. Also Idris Elba -  a victim? I don’t buy it. Google this guy, take a good look at this hunk-a man. Terrified of a tiny temp? I think not. The minute Derek looses interest in Lisa, if I cast Idris Elba in the role, I would turn things around and make the little temp shake in her high heals,  Beyoncé Knowles‘ Sharon find out her hubby is a prick and then both women would get his ass. But that’s me. I’m a feminist. At the very least, it would have been interesting if Sharon turned things around and made Lisa’s life a living hell, then Derek couldn’t figure out which chick went nuts. Is it the temp or his wife? Needless to say, Beyonce could have been a tad bit more aggressive. Instead, she plays a loving, sweet, suburban wife.  She suspects there’s wrong, she has ‘that feeling’, but the film drags on with scenes we’ve all seen before in other films. Also it never gets as psycho as I would like, but it’s not a bad a film either. I’m glad I waited for the video. My review of it may not be as positive had I seen it opening night, wasting my money on a movie ticket which I could have spent on a decent Sci Fi flick or some fabulous action film. Obsessed is for adults, it’s not too sexual, but your kids die of boredom. Pop it in if your husband has the tendency to stray (he, he). Shake him up a little! The film also stars Jerry O’Connell and Christine Lahti, both great actors, but I’ve already forgotten who they played. I love Ali Larter very much and we may just pop her into the Filmfeline Hot section as it grows…for her alone, I may see it twice.

by Crazy Delicious Productions & choreography by my kung fu buddy, actor Walter Wong (USA)

by Chinny Bini

Someone please explain to me on what planet would a woman like Katherine Heigl and a man like Gerard Butler be single. Are you kidding me? Even if they were ugly on the inside, they are both very good looking. People like them are single for like a day, in between relationships, until they meet their next victim. None the less, there’s a lot of funny in this film.  Abby Richter (Katherine Heigl) is waiting for Mr. Right. Now, I absolutely love Kat, I’m a huge Roswell fan, but she is not funny. Lucky for her, the script is. Screenwriters Nicole Eastman and Karen McCullah Lutz prove my point when I say the best romantic comedies are written by women. The scene where Abby gets stuck in the tree made me laugh and the dinner party scene is hilarious! Heigl’s ‘performance’ puts Harry’s Sally to shame. (Darn that little kid with the remote!) Gerard Butler is an example of an incredibly versatile actor. Completely unlike his role in Phantom, Buttler’s portrayal of Mike Chadway is like a cross between a good looking Beetlejuice and Howard Stern. I could almost smell this annoying macho man’s stink off the screen! None the less, his charm comes through. The film also stars Bree Turner, Eric Winter,  Nick Searcy, Jesse D. Goins, John Michael Higgins and Noah Matthews to name a few. Directed by Robert Luketic, the film is funny and worth seeing if you’re over 18 as the picture is full of filthy language and explicit scenes making it unsuitable for kids, but then again, kids are not exactly flocking to see romantic comedies. Eventually, this one will do really well in video sales. It’s an absolute must have for the average Sex and the City fan and all the singleettes. Eh, nothing wrong with that.

by Chinny Bini

Director Jaume Collet-Serra  presents the fabulously written Alex Mace (story) and David Johnson (screenplay) – the Orphan. I loved it.

I am rarely surprised by a film. The story is great, the cast is great and the unexpected little twist at the end is fabulous! At first, I expected the Omen, then I thought, eh, maybe she’s just a very misunderstood little girl, but then it hit me! Maybe she has a crush on the new father, but NEVER in a million years would I think this ’little girl’ is actually a

See this film. If you’re like suspense and thriller stories about psycho kids, then yeah, this one will do just fine. Oh, and if you think this ‘little girl’ can’t scare you, you’re in for a big surprise! Isabelle Fuhrman - hats off honey! You have a great future a head of you. This actress stays in character, however many she may be working on.  Little Kiki Dunst made me fall in love with her like this in the Interview with the Vampire. This fresh new talent, Isabelle Fuhrman started her carreer in commercials, then at ten she landed a role alongside Dakota Fanning in Hounddog. Her starring role in the Orphan will keep her working for the next ten years (at least). It is evident Isabelle Fuhrman is glowing with talent. 

The film has it’s sexual moments (leave your kids at home), but the basic 411 on the Orphan is as follows: A recovering alcoholic mother, Kate Coleman (Vera Farmiga) and her once unfaithful husband John, played by (Peter Sarsgaard) loose their unborn child, but, after a long consideration, they decide to adopt an older orphan, who brings home a lot more than they bargained for. Both parents and their natural children Daniel and Max find out Esther is not all there. The two children are played by Jimmy Bennett and  Aryana Engineer, both fabulous child actors; this is Aryana’s first film and she is hearing impaired in RL (as well as oral) and Jimmy plays Captain Kirk in the New Star Trek film.  However, it may be a bit too late for some. I wouldn’t categorize this film as horror. I think this film is a psychological thriller, but who cares about labels. Little Esther is a pro at mind games, manipulation and her motives are not as innocent as they seem to be. It was truly refreshing to see a decent thriller again. Isabelle Fuhrman can carry a film. See the Orphan.

by Chinny Bini

Johnny Depp must be the hardest working man in movies! Public Enemies  just came  out, directed byMichael Mann and already Depp has a ton of new projects lined up and another slew of projects in development. Hats off madhatter! Anyways, so this guy, John Dillinger, was like a total 1930’s Chicago shmuck who killed a lot of police officers, escaped from jail number of times and no doubt robbed some banks; the funny thing is  that some called him a modern day Robin Hood. Of course, Johnny Depp can pull of any role and he can unquestionably carry a film (I knew this since 21 Jump St. thank you very much), but there were a lot of boring scenes in this film. Do we need to take five minutes walking from the car to the building? The film had that gangster feel, I could feel the solidarity between the men, the struggle of the authorities and Dillinger’s love for Billie, which gave him a strong human side.  After all, this protagonist was a killer! It is shocking to me given the cast: James Russo,  Christian Bale, the hottie  – why on earth are you taken (as if I had any chance) - Channing Tatum  and Billy Crudup portraying J. Edgar Hoover, that I did totally pause. I’m sorry, but I eventually fell asleep! Maybe I was just tired, dunno. Hoover has Purvis chasing Dillinger all over Timbuktu, but at the end Purvis (Christian Bale ) wins and Mr. give me a skirt any day eventually establishes the FBI. When Dillinger is caught, it is not because he couldn’t pull off a Houdini, it’s because of Billie, his chick, (played by the stunning and talented Marion Cotillard). No, she doesn’t turn him in, another broad does that, but if only he stayed put and forgot about the lovin’!

by Ben and Josh Shelton of Shelton Films (USA)

by Chinny Bini

Fabulous film! Well done JJ. This picture has hottie Chris Pine in the role of Captain James T. Kirk, ZacharyQuinto in the role of Spock (my fave Vulcan since I was fourteen) Leonard Nimoy as papa Spock, the gorgeous Eric Bana as Nero. Bruce Greenwood plays Pike, Karl Urban is Bone, Zoe Saldana is Uhura, Simon Pegg is Scotty, John Cho plays Sulu, Anton Yelchin as Chekov,  Ben Cross as Sarek, Winona Ryder plays Spock’s momma to name a few. Can you ask for more? The film opens with typical star warz in action, then, we get to know little Kirk. He is sooo cute! The troublemaker immediately captures your attention and sucks you into the movie.  Now, I have always loved Captain Kirk, however, somehow I feel that Star Trek is really a Spock film. As incredible and lovable Captain Kirk can be, would Star Trek be what it is without Spock? Also, can you believe that at one time there may have been a Star Trek without Spock? He was assumed too devilish looking – blargh! In this new J.J. Abrams remake, we get to know Kirk and Spock as children, young adults and just as the film culminates the crew we’ve so many years is ready to board for the adventures that are yet to come… shame that it ends. I wanted more

Zachary Quinto is cast in the role of Spock. He is believable. Come on, it’s Sylar! In fact, the film was so good that I had absolutely no problem with new actors in roles I’ve come to love so much with William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy.  ]Eric Bana takes off his Tudor tights stepping into the role of Nero, a Romulan. Of course, always a wonderful actor, but for some reason it seemed to me that he was killed off too soon. Clearly both Roberto Orci  & Alex Kurtzman love Star Trek, but Mr. Gene Roddenberry’s brilliant mind takes the catnip. At first I was like, WTF? Kirk and Spock don’t get along? After all, the friendship between Kirk and Spock is important to all Trekkies. Naturally, I melted when the Enterprise finally gets her real crew on board and all is as it should be. The last lines made me ball. What can I say, I’m a sci fi geek.  If there is another installment to Star Trek, beem me up Scotty! I am there.

by Chinny Bini

I liked this one. Not so much for the plot, it is a depressing story, but the acting is great. I love Anne Hathaway.

I loved her as Andy Sachs in The Devil Wears Prada (2006), but in this picture her talents shine.

Every family has it’s own drama, but when you’re blamed for your little brother’s death your life must be a living hell. Not even a wedding can make things better. The chain is broken and happiness can’t be faked until all the cards are on the table and people deal. You almost feel as if the director was part of the cast with a camera on his shoulder as he follows his characters around, as usual, Jonathan Demme did a really good job. It is almost like a game, at first, Rachel truly seems like the black sheep of the family, until the truth comes out and I wholeheartedly felt for her. I too question the motives of the mother, well played by Debra Winger and ask myself “how could she?” Rachel is getting married, yet, all eyes are on Kym. Perhaps, the eyes are, but the true Kym is ignored, which the opposite of what she needs. As soon as Kym arrives home (straight from the rehab) everyone is walking on egg shells. Kym’s urge to figure out how to be around these ‘normal’ people, to enjoy a ‘normal’ family event, turns into a desperate need to clear the air. Kym needs to discuss the things no one wants to talk about. Boiling up inside, Kym looses it. When found, she realizes her family is pulling for her. Kym realizes she’s not alone. The powerful drama may be just an indie, but it’s filled with fine performances.  Rosemarie DeWitt is great in the role of Kym’s sister, Rachel and so is Bill Irwin, who plays their father. Rachel Getting Married is one heck of a story. See this!

by Chinny Bini

I have to admit I liked this one. Director Gary Winick brings us this sort of an unecessary film, but it’s fun if  you’re a gal and you like them weddin’ picturez. I don’t know what it is about Kate Hudson who plays Liv, that somehow leaves me cold. Maybe, it’s her mom’s ‘je n’sais quoi’ that I’m not finding there and this is probably not fair to Kate, although I very much enjoyed her in 200 Cigarettes (1999).  Anne Hathaway, playing Emma, is one of my fave new faces in film since the The Princess Diaries (2001). She totally won me over with her indie picture Havoc (2005), and the recent Rachel Getting Married (2008).   

So, Liv and Emma happen to have the same wedding day. Now what?  How do we split our friends? They obviously both want the same location and so on…. Emma and Liv turn on each other. The cute part about this film is that all the bickering clearly shows how much the two need each other’s approval. Afterall, true friendship is fuel to better one self.  You want to be accepted by your friend, you want your friend to admire you. Although these two take things a bit too far in Bride Wars, they are true friends. Their competition makes for a good comedy.  This film also has great cast,  Bryan Greenberg, who plays Nate, Chris Pratt in the role of Fletcher, Steve Howey, Candice Bergen and Kristen Johnston (Lexi from my fave  “Sex and the City” eppy, where she made the most unforgettable party exit I’ve ever seen on screen!) If you’re looking for a pizza movie with your girlfriends this may just be the one. It’s not bad for calming pre-wedding jitters either. See this! I give it two Chinny Bini  paws.

by Chinny Bini

I didn’t love this film, but it was fun to watch. I was in the mood for a teen flick. This one reminds me of the 80’s teen films, sans an awkward Molly Ringwald. It has a cheerleader, a bully and the must have destruction of a good boy’s house.  When the beautiful girl surprisingly drops by with her friends, the good boy is in for a hell of a party. Chris Columbus directs sweet Hayden Panettiere (Beth Cooper) in this funny teen peak at the last day of high school. I’ll never forget my last day of high school, somehow, I just can’t. Dear Hayden, a cheerleader, again? Really? You play it well, but will you ever play anything else? What happened to that ballsy tomboy from Remember the Titans (2000)? This is not a ’save the cheerleader, save the world’ story. Here,  I want to deck the cheerleader, especially when she’s in the driver’s seat. This is a story of a very smart geek boy, Dennis (Paul Rust), who finally had enough of high school bull. During his valedictorian speech he proclaims his longtime love for the girl he never had the guts to speak to. Letting it all out, he also offends a good number of people, making no excuses, not even to his best friend Rich Munch (Jack Carpenter ). What follows is Beth Cooper’s intense need for sincere affection as that very same day, Beth shows up at Dennis’ door, creating havoc, but by the next morning not all ends badly. It’s teen flick after all. I would say Carpenter kept me most entertained, but Hayden is captivating even if she were wrapped in toilet paper, plus the girl can act, so I made it through the film.

by Brandon Savoie (USA)

by Chinny Bini

If you read the book then you know – however, even then, don’t expect the same ending. The performances are phenomenal. Written by Jeremy Leven and writer/director Nick Cassavetes, is touching and definitely worth seeing. Abigail Breslin plays Anna, a young girl born as a body of spare parts for her dying older sister Kate, played by Sofia Vassilieva, whom you may know from TV’s Medium. Anna hires herself a lawyer, Campbell Alexander, played by Alec Baldwin, to protect her body from further harvestation.Infuriating her mother, Sarah Fitzgerald, played by Cameron Diaz, relentless in keeping her eldest daughter alive at all cost, ignorant of the sacrifices her young daughter Anna makes. Both male characters, played by Evan Ellingson as the son Jessie and Jason Patric in the role of the father, Brian, are the gentle knights of the Fitzgerald family. They are there when they are needed and in the wings when they are not. You really ‘get’ them, you feel for them. I have to say ‘hat’s off” to the author of this story, Jodi Picoul for her touching novel.  Good films don’t really need a lot of chatting up now do they? If I may make one small suggestion, I suggest you bring a box of tissues with you!

by Chinny Bini

How fabulous is the new Terminator, right? I loved it. It brought me back to the original feel of (James Cameron’s) Terminator.

Salvation is dark, the sad artificial future world of humanity comes through and hits hard, the struggle felt real once again. Unlike the blockbuster “I’ll be back” “Asta la vista” one liner money maker films, this one brought back credibility to the original story and it’s about time. I mean yes, we all love T1000, we all missed him, but the man’s a politician now…

How cool was Marcus Wright? I love the idea of a humane T1000, I just can’t hate that hunk-a-junk T1000.   In Terminator Salvation we learn how it all began. John Connor finally meets his father, Kyle Reese, who looked a lot like Michael Biehn and that was important to me.

The Connors previously played by  Claire Danes and Nick Stahl grow older, here offering yet another fab performance from Christian Bale(as if the man would ever disappoint). Ron Howard’s daughter, Bryce Dallas Howard in the role of Kate Connor also did a good job. Helena Bonham Carter is also in the film, but the role is absolutely forgettable, I’m sorry to say I can’t remember seeing her. The action is good, the effects are totally cool and Salvation is a fabulously believable picture. If you’re a fan of the original you will like this one, even if Ah-nold isn’t in it.

by Fritz Donnelly (USA)

by Chinny Bini

We’re talking 1922 avaunt – garde Madrid and Robert Pattinson! Yep, it’s boys kissing boys. Dali was as bizzare of a man as they come. A philosopher and artist all in one, Dali was the James Dean of his time. Rob, if you think the Twilight Pattingals are nuts about you now, just wait till the gay boys begin fainting at your feet! The current Twilight/New Moon craze blows my mind, but what do I know, I am just a cat. Little Ashes offers good acting, good filmaking and an interesting story. I love a little time travel now and then. It is a quality film that deserves a decent, intelligent audience. I always wondered about Dali; it’s nice to get a little peak inside the man’s life. What makes someone a great artist? For one, it’s passion. Second, let’s face it, all great artists are a little bit mad. Little Ashes is written by Philippa Goslett. The film is about young Salvador Dali becoming an artist. Dali is played by Twilight’s ‘hot vamp’ Robert Pattinson; co starring are Javier Beltrán  as Federico Garcia Lorca and Matthew McNulty  as Luis Bunel (Dali’s elite school buddies). Federico and Salvador steam up the camera. Director Paul Morrison had to keep a handkerchief on hand throughout the filming!  Pattingals, be prepared, meeeeeow!

by Chinny Bini 

I think I hate Ethan Cohen, Mark Burton and Billy Frolick! I’ve been glued to my plasma watching the same thing over and over! Meeeeeooooooowww! It’s animal abuse at it‘s best! Madagascar is the kind of film you can see a thousand times! The same goes without saying for all other parts, like Madagascar 2.

In Madagascar 2: Escape to Africa, we finally learn how it came to be that Alex found himself in the New York city zoo. We also meet his family and learn what it’s like in the wild, this time, the African wild, where even Marty, the Zebra, finds a flock of his own kind.

The wonderful voices of Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, David Schwimmer, Jada Pinkett Smith, Sasha Baron Cohen, Cedric the Entertainer, Andy Richter, Bernie Mac, Alec Baldwin and Sherri Shepherd accompany this picture that is entertaining, clever and a visual treat to the max! Director Tom McGrath, who portrays the fabulous Skipper and Lemur #1 kills me with his work. I love the penguins, I love the lemurs! To give away the plot would be a sin. Take my word for it, both Madagascar films are beyond fabulous! You don’t have to be in kindergarden to love them. I say no more, except, see it, rent it! Both Madagascar and Madagascar 2: Escape to Africa deserves my highest rating! Four stars! PS: Rico, I think I love you.